BID ON THIS ITEM HERE KINKY KELLY'S HANGING CRISCO LUBE HOLDER FROM "CLERKS 2" Proper lubrication is a MUST before engaging in Interspecies Erotica with a Donkey. Lucky for the Sexy Stud, Kinky Kelly is always well oiled and ready with this hanging Crisco lube bucket. This very unique SCREEN USED item features the wire buckt and three hanging chains plus an actual tub of Crisco. Please note that the Crisco is NOT screen used but will be included to properly complete the auction. Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!

BID ON THIS ITEM HERE ELIAS' SHOES FROM "CLERKS 2" Proper footwear is the key to working those long hours at Mooby's. These Nike Air Odyssey's worn by Elias in "Clerks 2" enable him to toil through shift after shift with Dante, Becky and Randal. These shoes are marked as pair 1 of 2 - non-distressed and are a size 10 1/2 mens. Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!

BID ON THIS ITEM HERE 'Nails' is the fictional cigarette brand of choice for Silent Bob featured in almost all the View Askewniverse movies from Chasing Amy forward. The Menthol Nails pack was used multiple times by the semi-mute one himself in Clerks II, and the Nails and Nails Lights packs were featured behind Dante and Randal in the Quick Stop scene. Win this auction and you're winning SIX empty packs (two of each variety)! Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!

BID ON THIS ITEM HERE Wooooo! We's all gonna get drunk and get LAID! Fweeeeeeet! These two foil wrapped birthday noisemakers were screen used by a drunk Elias (Trevor Fehrman) during the Donkey Show scene in 'Clerks II.' Featuring a yellow and red color scheme and probably full of dried Trevor spit, this item is truly a 2 for the price of one deal as the winner will receive both noisemakers. Size XL ONLY Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!

BID ON THIS ITEM HERE In June of 1998 the 4th View Askew production wrapped in Pittsburgh, PA. The cast and crew had suffered long hours and low pay but it was all worth it because they all received this sweet, sweet Dogma cast and crew t-shirt, with the promise that only cast and crew would ever have one. Nearly ten years later, we're breaking that promise! This very rare t-shirt features a bullet-ridden, be-winged Bartleby along with the words "DOGMA Crew" on the front and the words, "They just keep saying the same sh*t over and over" on the back - an exact quote from a "tired" Jason Mewes on May 2nd, 1998 (for a more indepth story about this quote, please see here). Win it and wear it out, bragging that you worked on Dogma! Be prepared to explain what Dogma is when people stare at you blankly! Sizes Small, Medium and Large are available. Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!

BID ON THIS ITEM HERE Battery Acid Soda - Taste Good - Freaky Flavor - Fun In Your Mouth! Battery Acid Soda is the soft drink of choice as seen in 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back' in the Super Stop-n-Go scene (aka the "Yo Baby ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat!" scene.) This prop was designed by artist Scott Purcell and is affixed to a real life 2-liter bottle of soda. Winner will receive 2-bottles. SCREEN USED. Winner will receive a CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY signed by KEVIN SMITH. Bid Now!