The Script RANDAL C'mon man - what if that big bee's out there again? Open the bag, I Wanna swish this can... DANTE Uh-uh-first you have to officially swear me back in as lord and Master of Quick Stop. RANDAL Oh brother - when are you gonna grow up? Fine. Dante Hicks - you're now in complete charge of Quick Stop. Randal throws the can. It toilet bowls around the rim of the bag, then bounces out and spilling its contents on the floor. RANDAL (CONT'D) That's weird - I coulda swore I got game. Jay and Silent Bob enter. JAY Yo, clerks - do youse guys sell... Jay steps in the soda and does a Charlie-Brown-missing-the-football fall right onto his back. Randal laughs. JAY (CONT'D) I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob. To storyboard #1...