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Deleted Scene from Episode 2 - Flintstones List (Streaming)

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Dante Goes to Work - The opening from each show

  1. Episode 1 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)

  2. Episode 2 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)

  3. Episode 3 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)

  4. Episode 4 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)

  5. Episode 5 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)

  6. Episode 6 - (Streaming) (Non-Streaming)


The Clerks Theme Song

The Clerks Theme Song (MP3)


Jason Mewes on The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
Real Video - Clip courtesy of newsaskew.com and Will Wilkins

Jay on The Late Late Show Part 1 (Non-Streaming)

Jay on The Late Late Show Part 2 (Non-Streaming)


Funny Audio Files

Episode 1 (aka - Episode 4 - Premiere Episode)

  1. Jay: "I think this stuff just kicked in Silent Bob!"
  2. Jay: Yeeeaaahh Baby!


Episode 2

  1. Jay: "If I had a lightsabre..."
  2. Hindu Customer: How come you clerks are always American? Speak Hindu!!


Episode 3

  1. Leonardo Leonardo: "Well played clerks... well played"
  2. Giggling Girls: When was the last time you had sex?


Episode 4

  1. Jay: "Snootchie bootchies little noonchies!"
  2. Jay: "...a special delivery of pain!"


Episode 5

  1. Jay: "Snoogans!"
  2. Jay: "It looks like a big bong!"
  3. Randal & Dante: "It looks like it was built by a re-re..."
  4. Randal & Dante: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking..."
  5. Jay: "Snootch to the noonch!"
  6. Silent Bob: "Word"


Episode 6

  1. Jay: "It's sooooo gay!"
  2. Dante & Randal: On Star Wars
  3. Steven Tyler Joke
  4. Jay: "Ain't I a stinka! Nagga Nagga Noonch!"