NAMES:
Jay and Silent Bob


OCCUPATION:
"Salesmen"


DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS:
Jay: He's loud.. very loud. Also notice that odd odor that always seems to be about him - it's not quite cigarette smoke... Silent Bob: That impossibly bottomless trenchcoat. It's contents: unknown.


FREQUENTLY SEEN:
They're permenent fixtures in front of the Quick Stop Convenience Store. Unless something better is happening somewhere else.


RECOMMENDED TREATMENT:
Nothing. These guys are perfectly normal. Noonch.


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