A note on the
RealAudio files: Please make sure you have downloaded the most
recent version of the RealPlayer.
- aboot.wav (47K)
Banky: I've got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."
- Alive.mp3
(2.1 Megs)
Grab MP3 Players for Mac and PC here.
Joey Lauren Adams sings 'Alive'.
- alive.wav (1439K)
Joey Lauren Adams sings 'Alive'.
- alive.ram
Real Audio: Joey Lauren Adams sings 'Alive'.
- archie.wav (123K)
Hooper: Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch.
- babytalk.wav (112K)
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies.... That is fucking baby talk
- band.wav (80K)
Jay: There's always the band... of the hand
- bankholdup.wav (12K)
Holden: BankHoldUp.
- beginend.wav (73K)
Hooper: How do you begin and end a question with the same word like that...
- benlove.wav (27K)
Holden: Can't do it 'G', I'm in love.
- birthday.wav (442K)
Holden: It's your birthday... it's your birthday.
- blackbeauty.wav (78K)
Banky:...and then Black Beauty couldn't take it any longer...
- blackrage.wav (78K)
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!! BLACK RAGE!!
- bobspeaks.ram
Real Audio: Silent Bob Speaks
- brandi.wav (307K)
Banky talks about going down on Brandi Svenning
- bustamove.wav (384K)
Jay: You need to throw some pussy in that book man.
- cabbage.wav (29K)
Holden: Hey lady you fucked up my cabbage patch!
- cereal.wav (64K)
Jay: Looks like someone shit in his cereal.
- chalk.wav (41K)
Banky: I'll trace a chalk line around you dead fucking body!
- chasingamy.wav (64K)
Silent Bob: So I've spent everyday since then chasing Amy.
- chasingamy1.wav (224K)
Silent Bob: You're Chasing Amy.
- cocknocker.wav (35K)
Banky: Fucking cock-knocker!
- cohee.wav (606K)
Cohee Lundin on Alyssa Jones
- curb.wav (64K)
Jay: Kick her to the fucking curb man...
- dangerous.wav (41K)
Holden: You're a dangerous person to know.
- degrassi.wav (131K)
Banky: ...get a pizza, watch DeGrassi Jr High
- dickfart.wav (40K)
Holden: The big bucks are in dick and fart jokes
- dog.wav (192K)
Jay: Yo, one time I heard she had this dog...
- essential.wav (138K)
Jay: Boiling it down to the essentials
- filet.wav (176K)
Jay: ...getting a little of that filet 'o fish sammich going on?
- fingercuffs.wav (144K)
Jay: Fingercuffs? You're dating fingercuffs?
- flando.wav (17K)
Hooper: Fuck Lando Calrissian
- flynt.wav (17K)
Holden: Who are you...Larry fucking Flynt?
- ftracer.wav (38K)
Fucking tracer!
- funny.wav (52K)
Banky: How does one man get to be so funny?
- grandcanyon.wav (96K)
Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about fit into the Grand fucking Canyon.
- headache.wav (288K)
Silent Bob: ... you're giving me a headache.
- hooch.wav (29K)
Banky: Allright, bring on the free hooch!
- horse.wav (29K)
Banky: I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
- imagine.wav (37K)
Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!
- infant.wav (70K)
Hooper:That's funny, he says you're hung like an infant.
- jay.wav (55K)
Jay: I'm people who KNOW people...
- jay1.wav (81K)
Jay: Yo Flo...whip me up a toasted bagel
- jazzy.ram
Dave Pirner's jazzy score. (Played during the Jay and Silent Bob
scene)
- jsb.ram
Real Audio: Jay and Silent Bob meet Holden McNeil
- laid.wav (33K)
Holden: So what'd you do last night?
- live.wav (88K)
Banky: When are we gonna see this kinda shit live without paying for it?
- mall.wav (176K)
Holden: Were you at the mall again or something?
- manyfaces.wav (96K)
Jay: There's one bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces.
- mysterio.wav (32K)
Jay: Tell me her name Mysterio...
- mothertrace.wav (18K)
Banky: Your mother's a tracer!
- muckin.wav (32K)
You're mucking with a 'G' you fucking tracer!
- ninny.wav (224K)
Jay: Think good you fucking ninny shithead...
- noonch.wav (26K)
Jay: "Noooonch"
- nubian.wav (36K)
Banky: What's a nubian?
- pressing.wav (98K)
Jay: "Pressing charges? I get that a lot..."
- quiz.wav (395K)
Holden and Alyssa on the Jersey suburbs.
- salad.wav (32K)
Jay: Toss the salad.
- sharedmoment.wav (97K)
Holden: ...we 'shared' a moment.
- shaver.wav (13K)
Tell him little shaver.
- snootchie.wav (31K)
Execs: "Snootchie Bootchies!"
- speech.wav (1903K)
Holden's love speech.
- speech.ram
Real Audio: Holden's love speech.
- stay.wav (739K)
A fragment of the song 'Stay' by Coal.
- stay.ram
Real Audio: A fragment of the song 'Stay' by Coal.
- story.wav (288K)
Jay: Why do you always gotta tell that fucking gay story for?
- streisand.wav (352K)
Holden: You sound like Barbara Streisand...
- thorax.wav (26K)
Banky: He's lucky I didn't put my pen through his thorax!
- tonsofun.wav (22K)
Jay: Get up tons of fun.
- tracer.wav (10K)
Kid: You're just a tracer.
- tracer2.wav (30K)
Then just say it - you're a tracer.
- tubeofwonderful.wav (1102K)
Opening Credits tune - Dave Pirner's 'Tube of Wonderful"
- tubeofwonderful.ram
Real Audio: Opening Credits tune - Dave Pirner's 'Tube of Wonderful"
- vegas.wav (96K)
Silent Bob: Did you knw that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?
- whiteman.wav (96K)
Hooper: Never take your eye off the man.
- yanni.wav (56K)
Hooper: Ooooh, Yanni!
- yoda.wav (112K)
Silent Bob: Do or do not, there is no try.
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