SOUNDS

affairs.wav

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
balls.wav
Dante: Any balls down there?
deal.wav
Jay: I'm not dealing man, whatchu talkin' about?
cocksm.wav
Jay: Cocksmoker!
shortcomings.wav
Randal: There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others
grizzly.wav
Jay: What you want Grizzly Adams?
rule.wav
Randal's philosophy of a ruling class
jay.wav
Jay: I feel good today Silent Bob..
jay2.wav
Jay: Don't that mother fucker owe me ten bucks?
renthere.wav
Randal: Hey.. you're not allowed to rent here anymore!
skerlnik.wav
Olaf: Skerlnik!
37.wav
Veronica: Somethine like..36..
berz.wav
Olaf: My love for you...part I
berz2.wav
Olaf:My love for you...part II
bobspeak.wav
Silent Bob: Silent Bob speaks
guys.wav
Dante:Everytime I kiss you I'm gonna taste...
row.wav
Dante:37..my girlffriend sucked 37 dicks
sluts.wav
Jay:What's up baby..what's up sluts?
strokes.wav
Dante:Takes different strokes to move the world
teeth.wav
Smoke-craving hockey player:I'll knock out your fucking teeth and pass all over your ass!
watch.wav
Randal:Oooh..can I watch?
8half.wav
Randal and Dante on sex
chant.wav
Jay's chant
drjones.wav
Randal:No time for love Dr. Jones
event.wav
The social event of the season
expand.wav
Randal: I like to expand my horizons
gator.wav
Sanford: Hey Dante, I'm gonna grab a Gatorade, allright?
lament.wav
Dante's lament
muppets.wav
All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets
seals.wav
Ooooh..Navy SEALS!
derris.wav
Rick Derris: Sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym.
bench.wav
Rick Derris: How much can you bench?
scumbag.wav
Rick Derris: You sold cigarettes to a 4 yr old? What a scumbag.
beach.wav
Rick Derris: Can I give you a lift somewhere?

Heather Jones: Sure, how about the beach?

Rick Derris: I like the way you think.

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