Posted by Justin Sane at 1cust146.tnt6.sfo1.da.uu.net on October 13, 1999 at 10:16:28:
A telegram just came in from the Psychic Orangutan Network reading:
TELL JAY I LOVE HIM... I WANT TO PLANT MY BIG, WET MONKEY LIPS ON HIS FACE
LOVE, SUSANNE
Maybe you can invite her over, teach her to work the remote and watch cartoons together.
That is all.
Justin "President, Susanne Fan Club" Sane
My Monument To The World's #1 Orangutan Will Be Incredible