Posted by Justin Sane at 2cust83.tnt6.sfo1.da.uu.net on October 19, 1999 at 10:49:16:
That's right, from the brain that brought you a small band (well, just me) of The Tribe Of KIM, The All-Knowin' Of Askew Things Brainiac comes THE UNOFFICIAL SUSANNE FAN CLUB!
Yes, True Believers, I stand behind this adorable little orangutan and everything she stands for (until she gets tired and Silent Bob has to carry her)! She has what is probably the last amount of screen time of any View Askewer (besides perhaps the always-lovable Brian Lynch), and yet emits an aura of cuteness that cannot be denied!
And her history? Originally in an earlier draft of Dogma, yet cut out, an all-too brief appearance in Mallrats and another brief appearance in the Jay & Silent Bob comic book. But she shall not be forgotten, friends, no sirree.
I have, in my backyard at this time, 1400 pounds of chicken wire, 3000 pounds of glue and enough newspaper to choke King Kong, as I buold what is truly going to be the greatest monument of all time to a simian film character... A 357-FOOT TALL PAPER MACHE REPLICA OF THE OUTRAGEOUS ORANGUTAN HERSELF!!!
Perhaps THEN, and only THEN, you will see the true calling and follow in the prehensile footsteps of the Orangutan People Go Ape Over!!!
Justin "President, Unofficial Susanne Fan Club" Sane
I'm Sorry. I Am Very Tired.