Posted by BrianLynch at client-151-198-146-36.bellatlantic.net on October 21, 1999 at 12:02:29:
In Reply to: I call upon the dark powers of Mr. Lynch posted by RugMuncher on October 21, 1999 at 11:28:20:
: Bryan...
It's Brian, but that's okay. Jag-off.
: a few questions....
: A: seen Fight Club?? What you think?
Me see fight club. Me think good movie, but me think THREE KINGS better.
: B: Did Brad Pitt's rippling muscles excite you?
Not as much as my rippling muscles excite him.
: C: If you were to be a muppet, what muppet would you be and why?
Never really thought about it, really. Don't know why. Oh yes, I do. It's because NO SANE PERSON WONDERS WHAT MUPPET HE OR SHE WOULD BE AND WHY.
That said, probably Kermit.
: D: If we had to elect a muppet president, who would you vote for?
Again, Kermit. He's got his shit together.
: E: If you were to go to prison, would you be the bitch or the butch?
I'd like to say I'd be the butch, but I have this sneaking suspicion I'd be someone's bitch damn quick. Can't I be the guy that just hangs back and makes fun of everyone?