Posted by Grover at user-38ld7cp.dialup.mindspring.com on October 27, 1999 at 02:22:06:
Greetings to Kevin & All!
I am a 30 year old high school English/Drama Teacher in Canton, Georgia doing my part to convert the misguided masses. In addition to forcing all my friends to watch the trilogy (every one to a man has thanked me afterward), I am daily plugging the release of Dogma to my students. I teach gifted freshmen & sophomores, so several of them have already seen the trilogy. I can't actually offer extra credit, seeing as the movie is not supposed to be seen by them legally (damned ratings code cock smokers!), but I can remind them that sneaking in to "R" movies is really not all that difficult.
Being a Smith evangelist is my favorite extracirricular activity next to offering extra credit for Melissa Joan Hart photos...If Kevin or anyone ever sees Claire Forlani, please pass on my most hormonally motivated wishes & phone number! I LIKED Mystery Men!
Yours Until "Berserker! The Musical" hits Broadway,
Gerald