Posted by The Marksman at 160.147.134.122 on October 27, 1999 at 12:32:03:
Who had the sign on their door that said "I assure you we're here"?
Sunday night, in his drunken stupor, Philthy stumbled back to the
Red Roof from the lounge at the Holiday Inn, but couldn't remember his room number. He tried his electronic key on every door of the first floor until he passed the office, where he asked the clerk to scan his key and give him the room number. One of the doors he tested had that sign...
-namskraM