Posted by Justin Sane at 1cust57.tnt6.sfo1.da.uu.net on October 28, 1999 at 03:40:04:
Another Askew fun-filled day passes, another day I kick myself in the ass for being poor.
Well, dear friends, that's IT. Yes, you heard me right. When next there in a hoopla-filled time going on, I'm going to try my damndest to come. I will save my money. I'll get a second job. Why? Because you guys always have fun without me... and that hurts. It really does. I'm crying as we speak.
(Breathes in and out, closing his eyes so the tears don't trickle down, wetting his pants)
I'm sorry. I just totally lost control right there. My pants still got wet, but not from tears... I wet myself from thoughts of Vulgarathon 2. I should really buy some rubber pants. Besides being useful, they're just... well, they're just ME. Although I don't plan to wear them to Vulgarathon 2... that's strictly an orange prison outfit event.
Anyhoo, hope Vulgarathon 2 isn't TOO soon... I have a lot of pennies to save.
Justin "You'll Wear 'Em Till You Learn, Son" Sane
Moist Pants=Sad, Sad People