Posted by dan1979 at oregano.ulcc.wwwcache.ja.net on November 10, 1999 at 16:23:26:
In Reply to: I'm an asshole, dementia is trutle's bag. posted by Cat with History on November 10, 1999 at 13:45:48:
: I don’t “realise” anything. I realize.
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No, you realise. In the same way as you colour. And you don't "write each other" you write TO each other. That sentence doesn't make any sense without a preposition. Or don't you know what that means? WE HAD THE LANGUAGE FIRST.
: Modest little isle? Only in size, boyd, because if you could hook a generator up to pompous you’d have enough energy to supply the only country that really matters in the world (the United States, you may or may not have heard of it) for at least 10 years.
WE'RE pompous?!? Look at your last fucking sentence you stupid little dipshit. And the what the hell is this "boyd" thing, anyway? U.S.? That colony over the sea? Oh THAT one. I'd like to hook a line to your mouth, mister, 'cause there's enough methane coming from it to end the world's energy crisis.
: Who cares? The point is, it doesn’t matter what the UK thinks about anything.
No, you don't like to be reminded of the fact that we actually think instead of being led. USA! USA! USA! USA! Go and fight some Vietnamese or something.
: : boyd
Oh, I've just got the Boyd thing. That's an unfortunate name. Sorry Boyd. I obviously wasn't paying attention.
: : ps: you really should see BBC1's THE ROYLE FAMILY. it fucking shits on every American TV show from a great height.
: Would that be sandwiched in between Seinfeld and The Simpsons, boyd?
The Royle Family blows shit. It is one of the worst TV programmes I have ever seen. Don't listen to that. However, the 11 'o clock show - that's funny. Seinfeld? It's so insignificant in this country that it's screened on BBC 2 (crap arty channel) at about 3am when everyone's either drunk or in bed. I saw it once. It was about as funny as having a vasectomy perfomed on me with a splintered wooden spoon. Oh, about as funny as you then.
: You’re way too easy, boyd.
You made yourself look like a twat.
: CWH
Pleased to meet you.