Posted by Neil at 205.163.142.226 on November 17, 1999 at 20:13:59:
He could smoke himself into one his famous crack stupors and analyze a new movie every day... and the best part is, if anyone ever questioned how he came to his strange and confusing conclusions about them, he wouldn't answer. He would remain the ultimate enigma. It would lift him high on a pedastal, since no one could question his logic.
Zos would slowly become the absolute authority on all things important in the Universe and could never be questioned. He would make insane decrees from on high and never elucidate what logic he might have been using to achieve his wisdom. Indeed the whole world would fall before the mightiness of Zos!