Posted by Runt at spider-tp053.proxy.aol.com on November 21, 1999 at 10:11:53:
In Reply to: Renee Dialog in "Mallrats" Elevator Scene posted by Striker#9 on November 20, 1999 at 23:50:42:
Rene:
"Jesus Christ!"
Brodie:
"What the hell gives with the cover-boy"
"None of your damn business, but he'll probably kick you ass if he finds out what you just pulled.
"Are you insane, the guy looks like a date rapist... is that my jacket"
"Brodie, start the elevator."
"No, not till you tell me what the situation is with you and the Sperminator out there. How long's this been going on?"
"Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing, he's a much more suitable companion than you anyday."
"Are you nuts? The guy's pure testosterone, he's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole."
"I'm in need of testosterone after a year of babysitting you and your comic book collection. I forgot what real men are like."
"I can't belive you have the nerve to come to my mall and pick up guys."
"Oh no, no, no, Shannon did the picking up. He's already taken me to lunch at the CheeseHaus (sp?), Purchased tickets to the opera tonight, and brought me to stores I want to shop in!"
"I took you shopping all the time!"
"You took me where you went shopping, you jerk! Do you think I care what rat-hole store in that shit-pit you call the Dirt Mall has the latest Godzilla Bootlegs. Do you call eating in the same dive pizzeria every night "eating out". And do I give a shit what two major comic labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the book, and varying chromium covers!? I'm a girl damnit, I wanna do girly things like fix **mummbled** hair and get phone calls expressing romantic sentiment."
"I call you all the time!"
" 'Rene, my mom's asleep, come over.' You call that romantic? When was the last time you pulled out my chair.. or ..or told me I was beautiful?"
"And this guy does all this in the span of a day."
"This guy already introduced me to his mother."
"Really?"
"He was up and at work by 9 o'cock this morning, unlike my ex-boyfriend who sleeps in till one cuz all he does is play Sega and watch videos all night long. Which by the way has an enormous effect on your libido."
"Oh, now you attack my libido!"
"There is no libido to attack."
"No libido to attack?"
::Cue Build me up, Buttercup.::
Not that its really bragging, but yeah, 95% of that came from memory. I just popped the tape in to check out a few things (sorry, after 5 years I have no idea what Rene said where I put *mummbled*).
That's what a year out of college, and working a part-time job'll yeild.
Runt, out!