Posted by dan1979 at paprika.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net on November 22, 1999 at 17:24:21:
In Reply to: Great Question. posted by Cat with History on November 22, 1999 at 11:51:26:
: : So, is Dogma God's plan for your life?
: Shouldn't God really field this one or can Kevin now answer on behalf of the Almighty?
No it's more of a "Do you think this is the plan" type question.
Where's the question you promised about Kevin's religious intentions? Is this it?
Yep. The question was really concerned with, "Are you trying to convert the world of unbelievers" or something.
: :I just wish I could find my plan.
: I'm guessing you couln't find your ass with directions and a map, mate.
Yeah, it took some searching but I found it in the end. I had to find my torso first and work downwards. Unfortunately, I used a magnifying glass and the sun burned a huge fucking hole in my eye. I'm glad I'm a medical student and not a geography student. Why would I want to find my ass anyway? I think I'd realise if it wasn't there; "Oh, why is all this shit on the floor? Fuck! My ass has disappeared again. This keeps happening to me."
No, asses don't interest me as a general rule, unless I'm trying to diagnose prostate cancer. Then they repulse me.
: CWH
You're such a sarky bastard. Keep 'em coming. Daniel