Posted by Ultraman at p165.v072.tokai.or.jp on November 21, 1999 at 00:03:23:
I bet everyone says that your movies are awesome so let me tell you that they suck. Yeah right. Your movies are brilliant and I want to start making movies myself although I have no idea what Id be doing. If this is actually Kevin reading this email, how and when did you decide to start making movies? I dont really expect a reply back and if I do Im not even sure if its actually going to be you. Im sure you are a lot more busy than I. I live in Japan. I was born and raised in Canada. I thought it would be a good idea to make some money so I came here and teach English to little kids. I dont have any friends cause I dont speak Japanese yet so I have a lot of free time do dwell and email. I live by myself in a small apartment but anyway the main reason I have tried to contact you is because I have passion to make movies just as you do. Im not asking for a job in anyway so please keep reading. I just really want to know how you got started. Did you go to any kind of film school or did you just love to film shit and decided because you have a very imaginative mind, to make a movie? Im not licking your asshole in anyway so please dont get the wrong impression! I have a lot more to say but am held back from writing more cause I dont even know if Ill get a reply and I dont even know if it is actually Kevin Smith. I highly doubt that it will be. You have a life and have better things to do than email the 10,000 people that email you everyday. I hope to hear from you. Talk to you soon.
Ultraman