Posted by MickCollins. at abdb1bc1.ipt.aol.com on November 27, 1999 at 03:05:38:
And it was pretty good. Didn't light my ass on fire,but It was better than say, Foolish with Master P. Or End of Days.
The Good:
- The Acting was good. Affleck emoted and wasn't smarmy. Damon was good,especially when he was in the board room. I think that Bill Donahoe would love that scene. It was like a Disney Snuff Film.
-The directing wasn't as static as i expected. Kevin shouldn't beat himself up. He did okay,for a 6 million dollar movie. It's effects were better than the Schwarazenneger flick. He just needs to move the camera wee bit more. Then no one would complain. Well,some would,but fuck 'em.
-Jay wasn't annoying. Linda Fiorentino was pretty hot for a chick that could probably have been my Mom if she was slutty in high school.
-It wasn't Anti-Catholic and it made me happy.
The Bad:
-Why did the color keep shifitng? That annoyed the fuck out of me.
-It needed more jokes. Too much explainy time,needed more dick jokey time.
-If the movie explains Kevin's belief system, why doesn't he just become Protestant? His views sound damn Unitarian.
-The shit Monster needed more corn.
- On a side note, my brother hated the three other flciks and liked this one. The theater was pretty full and I had dinner tonight at a restaurant where I convinced the people across from me to see Dogma instead of the "Bone Collector". You can see Angelina jolie anytime, rarely will you see a shit monster.
-Alanis was stupid. I didn't like God.