Posted by Kevin at spider-wg051.proxy.aol.com on November 27, 1999 at 09:46:16:
In Reply to: A few methods... posted by The Happy Jesus on November 27, 1999 at 06:24:56:
: 1. Plucking a nose hair or three.
: 2. Slapping yourself around.
: 3(and most effective and true). Recall something tragic that happened to
you and replay it over and over in your head, or envision the absolute
worst thing that can happen to you or your loved ones. Kevin probably
dwelled on how he didn't smack the shit out of the host of Squirt TV when
he was on promoting "Rats".
May I add one?
4) There's this stuff the makeup folks carry called a menthol inhaler.
It's kind of like those inhaler you use to unstuff your nose, but this
stuff has the opposite effect. One toot per nostril, and you well up like
the moment you heard the 'Rats' grosses on that ill-fated Saturday morni