Posted by Placenta Jones at dpsnet.detpub.k12.mi.us on November 30, 1999 at 12:06:38:
In Reply to: Disney owns a lot of stuff that has dicks. posted by turtle on November 30, 1999 at 08:14:18:
Disney is a weird company.
Sometimes they're the Evil Corporate Empire and sometimes, they do stuff like stand up against the Catholic League over stuff like benefit rights for the gay partners of their employees.
The thing that really cheeses me off about Disney is...why don't their male cartoon characters have NIPPLES???
OK, OK, King Triton aside, did you see Pochahontas? All of the husky male Indians walking around without their shirts on and not ONE of them had a nipple! That's just weird! It's not a sexual thing, it's an anatomy thing! I spent the entire movie transfixed by those bizarre bare chests!
I mean, imagine...imagine that a little boy sees that movie and thinks: "Hey, why don't they have those weird sensitive circles I have on my chest? Maybe I'm a freak? That's right! I'm a freak! Damn my mutant man-teets!! DAMN THEM!!"
That's just scary.
Oh...and I'm just happy to say that on every bare chest I've seen in a Kevin Smith movie has had the appropriate number of nipples...even moreso in some cases.