Posted by Placenta Jones at dpsnet.detpub.k12.mi.us on November 30, 1999 at 16:02:03:
In Reply to: schooling posted by bkreber on November 30, 1999 at 15:50:14:
Just imagine the alumni newsletter...
Bill Wisenbeck was promoted to manager of the Dairy aisle at the A&P and his lovely wife, Freda just had her fifth consecutive mole removed without complications.
Joey Glutman and Wendy Jablonksi welcomed their sixth beautiful baby girl into the world last weekend. Joey shows his school spirit every day as our second assistant janitor and Wendy spend her time petitioning the Roman Catholic church to change their views on birth control.
James "Banky" Bankman, our homecoming king, has quit his job at his Dad's gun and knife shop to organize the First Annual Red Bank "We're Queer and We're Armed" parade.
And Kevin "Spaz" Smith, well he...hit movies...tv shows...millions of dollars...did that girl from Bio-Dome...some fly by night...married...beautiful baby...books...comics...merchanise...media empire...FUCK!!! FUCK THAT BASTARD!! WHY GOD?? I WAS POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THE ONLY JOB I CAN GET IS WORKING ON THE ALUMNI NEWSLETTER!!! WHY HIM?? FUCK!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!