Ooh! Mr. Kotter! (answers to the big 4)


[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ The View Askew WWWBoard ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by Flashman at pc131-135.co.chester.pa.us on November 30, 1999 at 20:39:12:

In Reply to: Chasing Amy DVD posted by RyanM on November 30, 1999 at 19:59:42:

1). I know this one: No.

And before you ask any more questions, it is strongly advised that you read every single archived board, every single archived newsaskew article, check out all links to this site, read all the back issues of "Film Comment", ask your friends and relatives the question first to see if they know the answer, call your local "Coconuts" or wherever you buy DVDs and ask, and last but not least, pray for the answer. That way the board won't fill up with spam or whatever and we can all focus on the really important stuff.

To whet your appetite for more askew goodness, I'll answer 3 more commonly asked questions by askew initiates (1 + 3 = 4):

2). Is Banky gay? answer: Banky is a mirror. If you think Banky is gay, it's because you're gay and should invest in a Kevin Sorbo calendar.

3). Who is HUBER? answer: He's some guy named Brian Lynch whose named is always spelled wrong. He writes stuff. People always ask him who he would rather screw and who's the sexiest muppet. Vincent says HUBER is often laughing at us and not with us. That made me sad.

4). Who is Vincent? answer: He's some guy who was the catalyst that set viewaskew in motion. I appreciate that. He does his own projects, too. We're all looking forward to seeing his work. He gets a little sore when people belittle the logistic, financial and other challenges of being a film maker because they assume that Kevin "Sugar Daddy" Smith is some kind of fuck*ng money tree. Nobody ever asks him who he would rather screw.

Chowder,
Flashman




Follow Ups:



Post a Followup

E-Mail/Userid:
Password:

Subject:

Comments:

Optional Link URL:
Link Title:
Optional Image URL:


  


[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ The View Askew WWWBoard ] [ FAQ ]