Posted by Pinhead Boy at 98ab3b10.ipt.aol.com on December 01, 1999 at 01:43:28:
Folks. This is a reprint from an article posted on November 23rd by Gerald Beasley from the the internet news source called "The Daily Trip" in the UK.
"Dogma falls flat...on Kevin Smith's oblong head. Or should I say his big belly. His real claim to fame are his followers, a band of clueless stoned-out fans who have precious little to do throughout the day, except visit a shrine-like message board, and ask Kevin what size underpants he wears. Kevin should take a page out of their book, and quit his day job. Smith's latest attempt at filmmaking should answer anyone's questions as to whether he has any talent to begin with. The answer is an overwhelming "no" folks. His has no talent whatsoever. He was merely in the right place at the right time. He will quickly fade, much like a bad case of diarrhea, or so we hope."