Posted by Cagliostro at cacheflow2-1.cadvision.com on December 01, 1999 at 06:22:10:
In Reply to: *holds tongue* posted by leslie the angel on November 30, 1999 at 23:22:31:
: [Kevin] ~If you were captured by a large group of cannibals and had only a toothpick, curling iron, shoelaces, and instant grits, how would you go about escaping?
Not Kev, but I know what I'd do:
- Take the shoelaces and choke-out the newbie
- Heat up the iron (assuming that these are urban cannibals)
- Make nice with the urban cannibals with the gift of lightly steamed newbie eyeballs
- Hollow out the newbie's skull, pour water into skull, heat with iron, make instants in skull-pot
- Chow down on the grits, leave the newbie for left-overs for the cannibals
- After meal, pick teeth with toothpick.
Cannibals are now, happy, fed and friends till newbie-meat runs out(which is more than enough time to escape)I keep body and soul together, and get some damn fine southern home cooking in so doing.