Posted by Yankee Blue Jeans at salt.mcc.wwwcache.ja.net on December 01, 1999 at 07:44:13:
In Reply to: Hey! Lynch! posted by Flashman on November 30, 1999 at 21:11:43:
: How about some more Muppet remakes? You know, for kids.
: I was thinking "A Muppet Clockwork Orange" or "A Muppet Deliverance." I also think "Night of the Living Dead Muppets" would work. You know?
: What movies would you remake with Muppets?
Lessee now....
Silence of the Muppets.
The Fifth Muppet.
The Texas Chainsaw Muppet Massacre.
So I Married A Muppet.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (reworked so that they say "I don't care who you send just so long as they're not complete MUPPETS!", then have Kermit and Fozzie Bear walk in with antique shotguns).
Reservoir Muppets (Mr Green, Mr Blue, Miss Pink, Mr Darker Blue and Nice Guy Fozzie).
This Is Spinal Tap, with Animal on drums (and yes, I can see him exploding).
That's enough of that.
Nurse? Nurse! Time for my medication! NURSE!
Later
Dave