Posted by @#$%_you at nas-2-156.boston.navinet.net on December 02, 1999 at 03:22:55:
In Reply to: "Dogma" review from the UK Daily Trip posted by The Lovely Wickerbasket boy on December 02, 1999 at 03:17:20:
: "Dogma falls flat...on Kevin Smith's oblong head. Or should I say his big belly. His real claim to fame are his followers, a band of clueless stoned-out fans who have precious little to do throughout the day, except visit a shrine-like message board, and ask Kevin what size underpants he wears. Kevin should take a page out of their book, and quit his day job. Smith's latest attempt at filmmaking should answer anyone's questions as to whether he has any talent to begin with. The answer is an overwhelming "no" folks. His has no talent whatsoever. He was merely in the right place at the right time. He will quickly fade, much like a bad case of diarrhea, or so we hope."
Aren't we the happy ball of optimism. It's funny how people like you have nothing better to do, than to saunter over to our shrine and desecrate it by calling him 'big-bellied', 'no talent', and diarrhea? God.. I'm so damn stressed. Someone pass the joint.
Asshole.
.\\ike S.
Oh! By the way. I challenge you to write a movie, and film it, put it on the screens. I guarantee it doesn't hit 1 mil. If you don't like it, then
ignore it. It wasn't made for you. It was made for people who understand movies, and what good dialogue and characters are. A person who doesn't go running to the opening of Bone Collector because *OH MY GOD! A Denzel Washington movie!!