Posted by Loki1199 at spider-wj014.proxy.aol.com on December 04, 1999 at 10:33:26:
WEll, just because of the subject, this message is probably being ignored, but it's always worth a shot. Hello, Kevin. I had the unique oppertunity to see you in North Hampton, MA last year after a viewing of Clerks at a small theater. You struck me as an exceptionally intelligent and funny individual and this was the first time I had ever even heard of you. SO, after seeing all of your movies, except the most recent, Dogma, I am left with one question nagging at me. Constantly nagging at me... How can a virtual nobody make a movie? Take no offense, rather take this as a pat on the back, as your work is brilliant and deserving of it's accomplishments. I'm just wondering for my own sake. I want more tha nanything else to make movies that will scare old people into messing their old-people diapers. I am constantly coming up with new ideas for movies that play out in my head as if they had already made it to the big screen, and I am just remembering them. Oftentimes I write the stuff down in a story form if I feel it is good enough. Now I just need to know how I can make it to a movie screen somewhere. Anything you can tell me will be greatly appreciated. Thanks.