Posted by G.I. Bro AAHero at shokba06-31.splitrock.net on December 14, 1999 at 04:33:07:
To my white brothas from other muthas
Have some patience w/me, I'm new to this computer Email Shit. My name is Jovan and I live in Southern Cali. It's a trip how I sendin y'all this( Especially consideering I have no Idea who's gonna read this. Well I heard that Kevin is real good at returning message so I figured fuck it I'd try it. Now that the intro is done i'll get to what i want to say.
First off I want to say(even though your probably used to a whole lot of this riding your bozack shit) that you guys are the bomb diggity! If you havent figured it out already I'm black.(The internet name G.I.Bro AAhero may have tipped you off. AA could stand for a bunch a shit Afro american,Alcoholic african,etc. ) And while I am on that subject, I don't know what type of feedback you've gotten from the black audience but you definitely got one brotha from Cali supporting you. I refuse to shackle myself with that "keepin it real" attitude which plagues our race and forces us to only watch movies like "Sprung" or "Woo". Don't get me wrong! I love being a black man, But I hate watching bad movies. You see I ain't your average young 22 year old black man. I'm toy collectin, movie watchin, comic collectin, holy trilogy cherishin, (star wars reference as if you didn't already know)videogame playin nigga.
Any way I work at Disneyland in the character department. I was working this past Sunday. When some girls were gawkin at me kinda funny. I play a green army man from the Toy story movies. So I start to give them some shit. Fuckin with them cause I'm bored. Anyway when thay decide to take the picture I here a familiar voice. I see this guy who looks just like Jay. So I tell one of the guys thats in the pic with me. That guy looks like Jay from Dogma. And he says that it is him. I was tripped out cuz the night before I took my mom to see Dogma a 3rd time.(She loves all your shit) So i was reciting lines in my head all day long. Anyway to make a long story short that was some cool ironic shit to happen to me. Ive met a few movie stars while working here but that was the coolest. Only because Jay ws just a pretty cool muthafucka. He seemed preety shocked that a Toy soldier at disneyland knew who he was. I didn't make a big deal because I wasn't sure if he was gonna get mobbed, so I kept it on the low low, Man I know wahat it,s like to get mobbed. But if this message gets to him I'm just saying whats up to Jay and Kevin cause ya'll just seem to be cool people . Also to give you some props on making some movies and comics that my mom, friends, and myself can all relate to and enjoy. If you could Email me just to say whats up that would be cool! You could reach me at donswan@prodigy.net. Happy holidays!
P.S.
Kevin, you did a bomb ass job on Daredevil
Jason Mewes, you have definitely mastered the art of cussin'
You and Samuel Jackson hold a blackbelt for the word
MuthaFucka.
-Jovan aka G.I. Bro
The real american negro