Re: Hey! is for whores.

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: : : Hey Kevin!!! This is so awesome. I never thought I would be able to have :any contact with you ever. : : You still don't. : : :This is the coolest thing on earth. : : funny, that's what the Jews said when they discovered gas. : : :I already wrote another E-mail to view askew because my stupid ass didn't :see this part of the site yet. : : don't worry, that one will be ignored too. : : :Sorry. Well, you are so talented and I have so much respect for you, : : You respect anyone with a pulse. : : :I trully hope you will personally write me back. But I know you wouldn't :B.S a chick who worships you. : : You would think so, wouldnt you? But for evidence to the contrary, just look at Kim. Poor lass still thinks there's a chance she might hook back up with Kev...guy still puts her in his flicks. : : :Oh, what's a spoiler? Sorry I don't know. : : Bend over a chair and I'll show ya. Just don't plan on sitting down too much in the morning. ...a spoiler be the posting of a plot point (Etc) of a flick in the subject line. Like saying 'that was cool when Ben's head blew up'--it spoils the movie for people who haven't seen it, get it? : : :Since you and Joey aren't together could I get with you? : : His wife and kid might get pissed. not to mention that you are in tremendous need of a douche. : : :Just kidding, : : oh. : : :I'm getting married next June : : That's 6 long months away. Maybe your beau will come to his senses, or sober up. : : :Like you care, but it was worth a shot. I'd like to marry you, you look :really good. : : Damn. Kev's GOTTA be mighty peeved now, what was he thinking when he got married?...he coulda had all the broads in cyberland. Methinks I gotta write myself one of them moving pictures. : : :Anyway, you rule. Please drop me a line, you are God to me. It would mean :the world to me. Thanx, : : : Sara D. : : That's like a direct quote from Smalls. that shit is FUCKED up. : : ---Little Worm On A Big Hook--- : : okay, okay. dont be offended, this is just my way of welcoming you to the club, we're all friends here. Except for Hawkboy, he gets too emotional over comics. Oh, and read up on the summaries so people like me wont be inclined to flame you. : : FLAMING SCHLAMING that was some funny shit

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