Posted by Flashman at client-151-197-126-29.bellatlantic.net on December 15, 1999 at 15:09:33:
Kevin, I was screwing around int the basement and I came across a book of quotes. Some of them amused me and I thought I'd share them with you for your edification or what have you:
CRITICS
Critics are eunuchs at a gang-bang. -George Burns
I do not resent criticism, even when, for the sake of emphasis, it parts for the time with reality. -Winston Churchill
Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. -C. Garbett
FILM
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
-George Burns
RELIGION
The Creator is a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh. -H.L. Mencken
As with the Christian religion, the worst advirtisement for Socialism is
its adherents. -George Orwell
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. - G.B. Shaw
The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in literature. - Alfred North Whitehead.
Later,
Flash