just for little old me? oh catboy, how delightful!


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Posted by Mr Shrapnel at proxy.mcmail.com on December 15, 1999 at 16:03:00:

In Reply to: Just for Mr. Shrapnel (well, maybe not JUST him). posted by Cat with History on December 15, 1999 at 13:54:27:

: : ** Dogma has a 15 certificate in the UK
: Why oh why is it abso-fucking-lutley
: necessary for you Brits to mention
: England or the UK every sentence of
: every post? Is it so you won't forget?

in this case, i suspect because writing 'Dogma has a 15 certificate in the... ' makes no sense.

: “Hi I’m British and I live in the UK.
: I was wondering when Kevin and the gang
: are coming to England? Where will he be
: staying? Has he ever been to London?
: You lot should film a movie in Manchester
: rather than Red Bank. Did I mention I’m
: from "across the pond"...

you know, there's this trend with your posts, myron, is it myron? nevermind, it's not like we'll be sharing any quality time together, but there's this trend with your posts where you always talk about the uk. i know you lived here for a bit, but if you're a closet commonwealther, just come out and say it, don't hide behind a shield of bitterness and dry almost humour. i know it must be embarrasing for you, it is for me, but we all have to shoulder our own shortcomings, be a man, come out with the truth.

: Why don't you guys start a splinter group called
: BritAskew where you can have your MallBrits
: and circle jerk about Boxing Day and your rating
: system and blah blah blah SO YOU'LL STOP
: MENTIONING YOU FROM ENGLAND EVERY OTHER FUCKING
: SENTENCE.

i'll help you out here cos you seem to be struggling. if someone says 'hi, i live in the uk, when's dogma gonna be released on video here' they're doing it because this board is, by default, american, ably demonstrated by that fella who couldn't understand why someone wouldn't have seen dogma yet - hallo, remember the other 6 continents? if that person just said 'hi, whens dogma coming out on video', they would undoubtably get the american release date? do you understand? or would you like me to draw you some pictures?

: CWH
: Still love me andy?

more every day. it's those sparks of conflict you create that keep a guy interested. lucky really, cos i normally go for the brainy ones.

andy.


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