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...or because you're here and are unfortunate enough to read this...
THE 12 DAYS OF XXXMAS! by Jay
On the first day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
A hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the second day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the third day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Seven Olafs singing
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Eight bitches milking (my rod, noonch),
Seven Olafs singing,
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the ninth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Nine ladies fucking,
Eight bitches milking (my rod, noonch),
Seven Olafs singing,
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Ten lords-a-prancing (for fucking faggot Dante),
Nine ladies fucking,
Eight bitches milking (my rod, noonch),
Seven Olafs singing,
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Eleven bitches sucking (me off, noonch),
Ten lords-a-prancing (for fucking faggot Dante),
Nine ladies fucking,
Eight bitches milking (my rod, noonch),
Seven Olafs singing,
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, your mother sent to me:
Twelve packs of Nails,
Eleven bitches sucking (me off, noonch),
Ten lords-a-prancing (for fucking faggot Dante),
Nine ladies fucking,
Eight bitches milking (my rod, noonch),
Seven Olafs singing,
Six chicks-a-laying (me, snoogans),
Five chronic blunts.
Four bowls of smoke,
Three french maids,
Two bags of coke,
And a hot blonde to fu-uuck me.
Please note that I wrote this like a year ago, so the previous take of the "12 Days" had no such influence on the creation of this one whatsoever.
- the Colorado Cannibal