Posted by Johnboy at proxy.iwerks.com on December 22, 1999 at 13:54:44:
In Reply to: Christmas isn't about being non-denominational posted by Placenta Jones on December 22, 1999 at 13:43:51:
: Christmas is a time when people of all races and religions come togther to worship Jesus Christ.
No, no no! It's when Mr. Hanky comes to visit all the boys and girls who eat a lot of fiber!
OK, all together:
Mr. Hanky, the Christmas pooh
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously he loves you
Even if you're a Jew!
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's runny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve,
He might come to your town!
...Gosh you smell all nice and flowery.
Johnboy