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Posted by keri-jade at ts3-13t-118.idirect.com on December 22, 1999 at 21:10:06:

In Reply to: How 'bout them Banky hats? posted by Johnboy on December 22, 1999 at 16:34:33:

(A joke with some serriousness thrown in for spice)

Dear Santa Kev;

I was thinking, that it would be cool for there to be something slightly femme for those VA girl-fans out there (I know your groaning, bare with me). I thought of Alyssa, laughed at a dental dam product (personally signed by Kev?) ;). I thought of Julie, burst a gut at the thought of Vulger water wings. Then I got serrious and gave thought about the chicks in the films.

Clerks - not much there in the way of merchandising. Nail polish maybe, but hopefully not Caitlan's stylin' suspenders.

Mallrats - Gwen's knapsack as is or in the shape of Vulger would just be too much. Underware would be a little unnerving. But a cool product would be a Degrassi jacket - not achually a degrassi jacket, but a View Askew jacket made the same way in green with the some type of letterman font letters.

Chasing Amy - A shirt like Alyssa wore playing darts. Ben Affleck. A lighter without a safety. Jason Lee. Alyssa's leather jacket (that's mighty cool). Ben Affleck (hell, if he was Walmart priced, wouldn't everyone just run out an buy one???) ;) I'd pass on the catholic school girl jumpers though.

Dogma - Maybe sacred heart shirts. Maybe Salma bindi's. Hmmm. Nothing else except...something Janeane-ish. I haven't decided exactly what yet, but she kicks serrious ass.

I know I'm not your target audience. I know I'm not your target customer. But damn it, I wan't some cool swag! I want something all my own that doesn't look like I wanna be a guy or like something I found on my boyfriend's floor while he was busy playing Sega. :*(

I am serrious though about that Degrasst/VA jacket. That would kick.

Thanks for ignoring my posts as per usual;
Your Nerdy girl-fan,
keri-jade

PS> I really want a banky hat too.


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