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Posted by MickCollins. at 98c98f16.ipt.aol.com on December 23, 1999 at 02:21:50:

In Reply to: Fuck you, yanky blue jeans! posted by keri-jade on December 23, 1999 at 00:51:39:

: Who the fuck are you to be insulting an entire nation of people?:::

Samuel Clemons. I do declare.

::We have no fucking work ethic? We're the peace keepers of the world for christ sakes!::

And you are doing a great fucking job,be proud. That is what East Timor needs,Mounties.

::Do you know how much fucking work that takes??? ::

I kept peace in Southeastern DC with nothing but a slice of leather,a bullwhip, a Katana and a smile. You Canadians are drama queens.

::Just because we're able to have a decent standard of living and not have sweat shops and people trying the jump the boarder every three seconds into the US makes us inferior? ::

Yes. People want to live here. Why do all the famous Canadians move here? Because they are sick of moose and squirrel.

: And so what if we were once a colony? At last count we have seperated from England.::

Tell Mike Myers that. Bitch thinks he's Noel Coward. And I dont give a shit what Ruben Boumjte-Boumjte said,Fat Bastard was funny.

:: Um, we do have our own government.::

Prove it. Send me pictures of this "government" signed by your Lords and Dukes.

WE are a democracy.::

More like a confederacy of dunces. muuwhahahaha. My dry Canadian wit.

::Saying we've got a queen is like saying that American Revolution never happened or forgetting the civil war. ::

I'm still stroking my pole over the asskicking we gave you punks in 1812. Jump us? Here's some Andrew Fucking Jackson for you.

::Why don't you fucking educate yourself before you go spewing this crap? ::

Because he was joking. Stupid fucking Canadian education systems shoudl have taught you how to take a joke. Or maybe your lumberjack dad could have taken a weekend off from raping beaver to teach you himself.

::She's on our money, but isn't Washington on some of yours? He isn't running your country anymore, is he? (the people who embalmed Lenin must have done him too, if Washington's still prez).::

Georgey was out Prez. The Queen was English. You were,and are,the gimp of England.

: Leave Malcom alone you prick. His nationality has nothing to do with anything. ::

Again,that whole joke thing.

::Need I remind you that Scott Mosier has (had?) duel US/Can citizenship and I don't see you going off insulting him. ::

Mosier can go rub his prick with maple syrup and wipe his ass with a maple leaf for lal I care. He does'nt post here. Take that and John Candy's corpse and cram it up your ass sideways.

: So fuck you right to hell, eh?::

You first,Fearless leader.

: (9 out of 10 Americans can't find Canada on a map of Canada - shit, I forget who said that)::

A Mexican?

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: : Who the fuck are you to be insulting an entire nation of people?::: : Samuel Clemons. I do declare. : ::We have no fucking work ethic? We're the peace keepers of the world for christ sakes!:: : And you are doing a great fucking job,be proud. That is what East Timor needs,Mounties. : ::Do you know how much fucking work that takes??? :: : I kept peace in Southeastern DC with nothing but a slice of leather,a bullwhip, a Katana and a smile. You Canadians are drama queens. : ::Just because we're able to have a decent standard of living and not have sweat shops and people trying the jump the boarder every three seconds into the US makes us inferior? :: : Yes. People want to live here. Why do all the famous Canadians move here? Because they are sick of moose and squirrel. : : : And so what if we were once a colony? At last count we have seperated from England.:: : Tell Mike Myers that. Bitch thinks he's Noel Coward. And I dont give a shit what Ruben Boumjte-Boumjte said,Fat Bastard was funny. : :: Um, we do have our own government.:: : Prove it. Send me pictures of this "government" signed by your Lords and Dukes. : WE are a democracy.:: : More like a confederacy of dunces. muuwhahahaha. My dry Canadian wit. : ::Saying we've got a queen is like saying that American Revolution never happened or forgetting the civil war. :: : I'm still stroking my pole over the asskicking we gave you punks in 1812. Jump us? Here's some Andrew Fucking Jackson for you. : ::Why don't you fucking educate yourself before you go spewing this crap? :: : Because he was joking. Stupid fucking Canadian education systems shoudl have taught you how to take a joke. Or maybe your lumberjack dad could have taken a weekend off from raping beaver to teach you himself. : ::She's on our money, but isn't Washington on some of yours? He isn't running your country anymore, is he? (the people who embalmed Lenin must have done him too, if Washington's still prez).:: : Georgey was out Prez. The Queen was English. You were,and are,the gimp of England. : : Leave Malcom alone you prick. His nationality has nothing to do with anything. :: : Again,that whole joke thing. : : ::Need I remind you that Scott Mosier has (had?) duel US/Can citizenship and I don't see you going off insulting him. :: : Mosier can go rub his prick with maple syrup and wipe his ass with a maple leaf for lal I care. He does'nt post here. Take that and John Candy's corpse and cram it up your ass sideways. : : So fuck you right to hell, eh?:: : You first,Fearless leader. : : (9 out of 10 Americans can't find Canada on a map of Canada - shit, I forget who said that):: : A Mexican? : :

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