Posted by Placenta Jones at 198.109.1.30 on December 23, 1999 at 09:32:50:
In Reply to: I finally got around to renting The Usual Suspects posted by Shoe Polishman on December 22, 1999 at 21:22:49:
: And I just got home from the video store and dedcided that before I watched the movie I would go online I would check out the board for a little while.
I mean, the movie has been out for five years and five minutes before you watch it... BOOM! The secret is ruined! That's such a movie moment, stuff like that doesn't happen in real life. Hee, hee. That's amazing!
Anyway, I refuse to apologize for spoiling the Usual Suspects because it's become such a pop culture reference that Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze that Jack actually spoiled the end for Will on "Will and Grace" last week.
So, don't blame me for something must-see-TV already ruined for the rest of America.
: I also haven't seen Sixth Sense or Fight Club- ASSHOLE!!!!
As for these two...well, OK, I kinda feel bad about them, but you should have seen where the post was going at that point and the SECOND you saw "Fight Club" or "Sixth Sense", you should have diverted your eyes. I've had to do that for countless, spolier-filled internet reviews and it's not that hard to do. So... I don't feel too bad about that one either.
: I really hope you burn in hell for this. You suck. You suck. You suck.
You need a girlfriend... or at least, an erotic massage.
: I demand an apology.
Good for you..
Well... I'm sorry that you couldn't see the forest for the trees and that you couldn't take the hint about where the post was going.
That's about it.
PJ
PS - You gotta admit... the timing IS hilarious.