Posted by Justin Sane at 3cust226.tnt6.sfo1.da.uu.net on December 29, 1999 at 18:46:33:
In Reply to: I.Q test for GoDObLiTeRaTeR. posted by ghostmann on December 29, 1999 at 14:07:19:
: Take the test if you dare. Anyone can play!
I dared, I played, I conquered. Elvis would be proud.
: 1. What are 5 of the best comics you read?
1) Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
2) Squee
3) Fantastic Four (preferably any issue with DOOM)
4) Howard The Duck (it's true)
5) Lobo
: 2. Who is Keyser Soze?
A character in a terrible movie.
: 3. What did John Lennon say that got The Beatles into hot water?
He said they were bigger than Jesus. Of course, that was the common misconception. He did, in fact, say they were bigger than Phyllis Diller, which is a total faux pas.
: 4. Which is better? Pokemon or Digimon?
They're both good... for taking a huge, greasy shit on.
: 5. What is the origin of the saying, "Stuck between a rock and a hard place."
I actually don't know this... and I'm a supra-genius.
: 6. Explain how time travel may be possible.
Well, from what I've seen there are many different styles with which you may travel through time. One, time travel is possible if you happen to have a police box, two, step into the Quantum Leap excellerator (sp? some genius I am), three, buy a DeLorean and steal some plutonium. Alternately, you may ask H.G. Wells very nicely to build one for you.
: 7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure. Casper's real, and so are all of the ghosts from the Sherman Hemsley film "Ghost Fever".
: 8. Have you seen a UFO?
Sure. Oh, you mean not in TV and the movies? No.
: 9. Who said, " Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated."
Mark Twain, although I believe the correct quote is "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." Call me anal.
: 10. Name 3 books that Kevin Smith used to get the names some of his characters out of.
Catcher In The Rye, Jaws... uh, Inferno?
Justin "Sniffles" Sane