Posted by Flashman at pc131-143.co.chester.pa.us on December 29, 1999 at 20:59:09:
In Reply to: Tell me about it. posted by BrianLynch on December 28, 1999 at 20:28:26:
1) : I was loafing about the comic book store and ran across the Lynch action figure. It rocks! Rocks!Rocks!! Dude, I didn't know you were such a stud!
:: Yeah, isn't that weird? It really doesn't look like me, though. I haven't had the beard and scars and, uh, muscles since junior high.
>>>>How'd you get rid of the scars? Surgery? Sandblasting? Shave 'em off like the beard?
2) : Where'd you get those scars by the way?
:: Junior high was really tough.
>>>>Nothing you couldn't handle I'm sure.
3) : You kind of look like the Rick Derris villain from Bluntman and Chronic! Coincidence? I think not!
:: Exactly. :: What?
>>>>I meant that the "Rick Derris" bad guy from Bluntman & Chronic (as seen in our dearly departed Oni Double Feature) looks a lot a lot (two times!) like the "Lynch" action figure (from Gen13) and I thought that maybe this was like a weird indirect cameo of you in ODF #12 since Kevin might be familiar with the "Lynch" figure (maybe they sell it at the Stash?). Kevin? Kevin? I mean, there was supposed to be an appearance by Vincent in THE CLERKS HOLIDAY SPECIAL (he was called "Vincent" I do believe) so why not you in ODF#12? Hey, it's possible.
4) : P.S. I have this theory that Andy Dick is William Gibson's stage name. Wudduhya think about that? And why "Night of the Living Muppet" instead of "Night of the Living Dead Muppets"?
:: My suggestion was NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUPPET, actually. Moot point, as I think they're going in a different direction for the new movie.
>>>>Duuuuude. That's why I done axed you '...why "NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUPPET" instead of "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD MUPPETS"' Was it just gonna be about one undead muppet as opposed to whole hordes of them? You could've collaborated with Edward Gorey or something! Dude! Dude! Dude!
Dude! It's time I made my adieux.
Son of Flashman