Posted by keri-jade at ts3-4t-18.tor.idirect.com on December 29, 1999 at 21:55:24:
In Reply to: I.Q test for GoDObLiTeRaTeR. posted by ghostmann on December 29, 1999 at 14:07:19:
: Take the test if you dare. Anyone can play!
Okay, I buckle like a belt. Here's the part in the movie where I prove my low intellegence.
: 1. What are 5 of the best comics you read?
X-Man, Light and Dagger, Archie, Captain Canuck, Speed Racer.
: 2. Who is Keyser Soze?
That dude, in that film, with that Baldwin brother. You know the one. Hehe. Wasn't he Charlie Sheen's character in Navy Seals? I remember something about a wanted poster the guy in the usual suspects looks at. That's all I remember. :)
: 3. What did John Lennon say that got The Beatles into hot water?
"We're bigger then Kevin Sm...I mean Jesus/God."
: 4. Which is better? Pokemon or Digimon?
Any man that pokes me :) (groan). Pikachew rules. (sic) Though I did choke on my Burger King toy the other day...
: 5. What is the origin of the saying, "Stuck between a rock and a hard place."
Your mother. Or possibly mine.
: 6. Explain how time travel may be possible.
Well, Scott Bacula (sic) was doing experiments with quantum physics, and Dean Stockwell was the observer. Christopher Reeves cut his hair, put on a bower (?) hat and pretended it was the past. Kathleen Turner fainted at her 20th high school reunion (the jury's still out on wether the sight of Helen Hunt or the bad aging make-up job on Nick Cage is the cause. Also up for debate: is this is the real reason her accent keeps changing?).
Heck, let's just phone Art Bell and get all this tomfoolery over with.
(That dude knows things).
: 7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Only if they DO NOT look like Patrick Swacey (sic) Or Bruce Willis. (Good Lord, NO!!!)
: 8. Have you seen a UFO?
My Mommy has. At one time I thought I was remembering an abduction, but turns out it was just my reaction to the Taco Bell I had unwittingly ingested earlier that eve.
: 9. Who said, " Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated."
Ohh. hard one. Shit. This I should know. Not Paul...was it? God, please let it not be Andy Kaufman.
: and to keep this post simi-on-topic...
My local Bootlegger store has "Brodie" hung on the wall in big blue bubble letters. No other names up though. A fan of Mallrats? Hard to say. An admirer of the sexual prowless of Flanagan's Dog? It may just be. :)
: 10. Name 3 books that Kevin Smith used to get the names some of his characters out of.
His Diary, The Degrassi Scrapbook, Red Bank's annual comunity Reporter (which may or may not have included the exploits of a toker named Jay), the bible (that's easy), the original novel Jaws :), Joey Lauren's year book (what a coincidence that she was really nicknamed finger cuffs), The Karma Sutra, Dante's Inferno, His own high school year book (what a coincidence that he was really nicknamed finger cuffs - oops, was that a secret?). I think I got three in there somewhere.
: Good Luck!
: :ghostmann
Where we're going we don't need luck. :)
thanks ghostmann.