Posted by Placenta Jones at 198.109.1.30 on January 03, 2000 at 09:27:39:
In Reply to: Happy Birthday. posted by Lore on January 03, 2000 at 09:07:44:
I mean, seriously...
Sex is GREAT. Really, really, completely, totally kick-ass. Really. It deserves all the web sites dedicated to it. It's really quite spectacular. Really. I get a smile on my face just thinking of it.
SO... go out and get laid. You both sound like you regard the whole virgin thing as a badge of honor. It's not. It just means that you have the illusion of some lofty ideals that are making you miss out on one of life's great experiences.
Oh yeah, and don't wait until you meet the person you LOVE to have your first go at it. There's nothing more pathetic than two virgins trying to fuck. Your true love will not think any less of you just because you've had sex with someone else before you got to him/her. They'll probably be ecstatic that you actually have some idea about what goes where.
So... go out and get laid. You'll be making the world a much better place by bringing the joy of sex into you and your partner's lives. So get aroused and get some tail! Pop that cootchie, boys!
Your pal,
Placenta
PS - Happy Birthday Ford! I'm not making fun of you, but you really really need to get laid. Now. God bless.