Posted by TangoMania at 192.211.25.32 on January 19, 2000 at 02:27:48:
I remember when you were just a baby.
But now you are horny and looking for action. The years have melted away, and it's time to settle down with some sex questions.
Calista Flockhart? Courtney Thorne Smith? Carrot Top? Raquel Welch? Grace Jones? Betty Paige? Drew Barrymore? Annie Lennox?
You're at a special time in a man's life. Godspeed. Onward Christian Solider. Free Mary Kay Letourneau.
Happy Birthday,
-=Scott=-