Posted by dark nooch at proxy.llandrillo.ac.uk on February 09, 2000 at 07:53:49:
In Reply to: A real do-nothing Saturday posted by Repost for Kevin on February 08, 2000 at 17:48:04:
: Posted by Kevin at spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com on February 05, 2000 at 22:10:35:
colds thats all we ever get up here in wales [u.k wales that is] but changeing the subject compleatly dose any body know how many books of chasing dogma where given to family and freinds because i just recived mine and it is number 21
: Everyone's suffering/recovering from headcolds in Casa de Schwalbach (what, you think I'm in charge here? Guess again). The wife's downstairs
: suffering through 'Magnolia' (not like that; I mean she's suffering because of her cold... yeah), the baby's finally asleep, and I'm longing for Jersey like
: a motherfucker (hell - I'd even be content to shovel the heaps of snow at this point; it'd have to beat The 'Angels' at this point).
: But a reprieve is on the way. I'm flying home for a day this week to do a scene on (get ready for this)...
: 'Law and Order'.
: I'm a big fan of the show, and now I get to be part of it. It's a small part (only a couple of lines) which is cool, as I'm not really an actor (then again,
: there are supposedly no small parts; though it'd be tough to outshine D.A. Adam Schiff - the fucking Man with a capitol 'M'). Should be a blast, and
: affords me the opportunity to include myself in a legacy of sorts.
: That's right - some day in the future, you can watch me seventeen times a day on 'A&E'.
: Speaking of 'A&E', I'm going to do an interview for the George Carlin 'Biography' they're putting together. How sweet is that? Life-long fanboy gets a
: chance to wax fanatically about the brilliance of one of his mentors of sorts - on a show he would've been content just to watch, had he not had said
: mentor in one of his silly pictures! Fuck, do I love God.
: The next two t.v. gigs following that is a half hour with another genius comedian/social commentator: Dennis Miller. I tape the show at the head of
: March. It's a bit poetic, as it was Miller's bit about self-cocksucking and the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed on his 'Off-White Album' that inspired the
: Randal's Cousin Walter story in 'Clerks'. Sometimes, life brings you full circle quite nicely.
: In other news, we're done cutting show three, which turned out phenomenally (aside from some animation ticks that our beloved 'cartoon-guy' Chris
: Bailey is ironing out with the Koreans). We got to show episode two to the network last week, and they seemed to really dig it. Now it's just about
: securing a timeslot (C'mon, Stu and LLoyd - give a brother a locked date!).
: If you get a chance, check out this month's Esquire. There's a piece called 'The Next Scorcese' in which a handful of film critics pick the filmmakers
: they believe will endure. Andrew Sarris was good enough to pick yours truly (Elvis Mitchell picked the Waschowski Bros., Todd McCarthy - the
: Variety numb-nuts who gave 'Dogma' the least-thought-out, most clueless review we got on the flick - fittingly chose Paul Thomas Anderson, Kenny
: Turan chose David O. Russel, someone chose Alexander Payne, and Scorcese - yes, Scorcese - chose Wes Anderson), and the brother wrote some
: kind, really observant passages about yours truly (to be fair, he also included some cautionary, critical nuggets as well). It's an honor to be picked, and
: an honor to keep company with the other guys (yes - ALL of them). Worth a look-see if you trip across it in a doctor's office somewhere (and if you
: see the new EW, I've got some Sundance quotes in there too).
: And maybe it's coming off the head-cold, but let me ask you guys something - being that you ARE the people I work for, after all.
: Do you think it's a worthwhile endeavor to pursue doing a 'Mallrats' sequel at Dimension?
: Before you leap, here's the rationale:
: 1)'Mallrats' - while not brilliant - never got it day in the theatres, thanks to the worst marketing efforts money could buy afforded by Gramercy (Steve
: excluded)
: 2) There is a huge fan-base for the film now, thanks to home video
: 3) I'm getting close to shutting down the View Askewniverse permanently, in favor or making more diverse, less Jay-and-Bob type flicks, so this would
: be one of the last of the bunch
: 4) And while it may not be any great leap forward artistically, it might be a lot of fun (the true reason to do anything).
: I welcome all opinions (though if they're negative, keep them tasteful and not too insulting). It's not even a plan right now; just an inkling. Here's your
: chance to spark it or squash it.
: Thoughts?