Posted by Neil at 205.163.142.226 on February 11, 2000 at 14:46:48:
In Reply to: Lynch's EVERBODY'S DEAD mentioned at AICN posted by Lois Lane on February 11, 2000 at 14:30:03:
: It's in the weekly recap. Lynch, are you really gonna get Cleopatra 2525's Jennifer Sky to do your flick? Hope so. She's pretty cool on the show (though the show itself kinda sucks).
I think that's rad. I thought the first episode had potential, but haven't seen it since.
Completely off-topic, except that it figures into the zombie humor motif... and ties into that debate about The Stranger from a couple of boards back, after they printed a - pretty well done - article about the Kevin/PTA "thing".
This week they printed this (I've included a URL below, the page there also has an odd rant about a local high school, which seems to speak to all high schools as far as I can tell), I found it really funny (if poorly timed):
Forbes Courts Zombie Vote
Vows to Protect "Rights of the Undead"
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE, February 8 -- In an attempt to broaden his appeal among social conservatives, publisher Steve Forbes stated on Tuesday that if elected president, he would pursue legislation aimed at protecting America's undead.
Speaking to a crowd of 300 supporters at the Town and Country Diner, Forbes declared, "In keeping with the traditions of our forefathers, who bestowed upon us certain inalienable rights, I strongly believe in preserving the sanctity of reanimated, flesh-craving limbo."
He then added, "The slaughter of thousands of our nation's zombies by shovel- and torch-wielding mobs is yet another example of the deepening moral crisis facing our country, and must be stopped." An approving crowd interrupted with moans and wails at several points throughout the speech.
Cecil Jenkins, a zombie and foreman at a local mill, was less enthusiastic. "I'm interested in his flat tax proposal, but like many other zombies, I'll be voting for Gore."
After being informed that "Gore" denoted Vice President Al Gore and not an endless river of human entrails, Jenkins was visibly disappointed and hobbled away muttering, "Brains, brains! I crave brains!"
Backed by several prominent pro-zombie conservatives, including Sen. Jesse Helms and Sen. Strom Thurmond, Forbes remained optimistic even as nationwide polls show him trailing by a growing margin.
"I am the only true conservative vying for the nomination," Forbes reminded the largely undead audience, "and the only candidate committed to speaking for the legions of grave-escaping, foot-shuffling, flesh-eating corpses of America."