Posted by Ana Ng at 209-67-232-140.bst0.flashcom.net on February 11, 2000 at 18:37:49:
I got my ticket for the UMass "An Evening with Kevin Smith" thingy. It's going to be cool, but I'm bitter. My friends are deserting me, to go on fancy shmancy cruises or to go college hunting. Therefore, being the loser that I am, I'm going alone. Knowing me, I'll probably get lost and wander around the UMass campus like a bumbling idiot.
-Ana Ng
...I don't want a pizza, I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear...