Posted by Chiusano at hiper1-d18.stk.cwnet.com on February 12, 2000 at 22:04:18:
In Reply to: Guest shot? I have a sitcom at the WB in the works posted by MickCollins. on February 12, 2000 at 17:07:06:
: Its called "More Bosom Buddies". Its about 3 wacky roommates,just out of college, living in a loft in Manhatten. The kicker is, one of them got breast implants on a drunken Fratboy dare in college, only to realize he was a crossdresser! I play the sarcastic cynic with the heart of gold who guides the lives of our top heavy fratbrother and our neurotic,jewish friend though life and relationships in the Big Apple. Chevy Chase plays our wacky landlord and Charles Rocket play a wise bum outside our building. We cast Chevy, but we actually found Charles rocket living on the street and felt bad for him.
Can you bring back Bobcat's stuffed bunny character? That little guy had Urkel potential out the wazoo.
: Kevin has apparently gotten slimmer, and the lardass from Swingers and Rudy,Favreau I think his name is, did a stint as Monica's boyfriend. I think a great season capper would be Kevin as a Priest for the Monica/Chandler nuptials only to have them decide to wait and then to have Rachel and Ross get married. That sounds like the season capper a few years ago,but this time they stay married, fight alot, only to realize they wuv each other and he knocks her up. This may have allready happend, I havent seen Friends in ages.
Shit dude, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if this actually happened (except for Kev as the priest, of course). That is so damn plausible. Hope it doesn't, though, as the whole Monica/Chandler thing has wrung almost all of the pulp out of the show, sez I.
: The only thing more depressing than the success of Reese Witherspoon is the success of Ricky Martin. But,like Ricky Martin, Reese's cockish behavior will bring her down just as Val Kilmer's cockish behavior has brought him down.
I hope that if she's going down, she takes that brillo-headed fairy of a husband down with her. I hate that fucking guy. Ed Norton should kick his ass.
: Anyone else think the guy that plays Chandler is a one trick pony? If I had to bet on who would last from that show when it started, I'd have said him. Now I think its Aniston. She needs to put on about 10 pounds,but she is still smokin' and she can act a bit. The Chandler guy is the same character in everything he does.
I think most of them will be typecast for the rest of their careers. LeBlanc will always be the lunkhead, Perry will always be the smart-ass, and Aniston will always be the princess. I'd have lumped Kudrow in there as destined to be stuck in bubblehead parts for eternity, but Opposite of Sex proved that she may have range (I know, I was shocked as well). Cox may have a fighting chance at versatility, but I'd say Schwimmer is going to be the worse off. I can't stand this whiny cock. I somehow see him faltering the most, post-Friends. But I do agree on Chandler being stuck in a rut, but I think the guy is comically gifted, so I decline to rag on him.
: Thanks for ruining the cameo for me ya douchebag.
Like you were going to see it anyway.
: Lynch is gonna be bigger than a microchip. Trust me. No sarcasm. Lynch is a funny guy and cream rises to the top. The only thing that can stop Lynch is himself. And his love for beastiality porn. But Mario Puzo was into beastiality and he made "The Godfather".
Agreed. At least I hope the man strikes it big. He's made me laugh far more than all the comedians on film in the past year combined. But I'd advise getting a chin-implant soon or risk a reaming by Mel Rivers at the Muppets premiere.
: Was Ned Nealander's stunt double in "Little Neddie goes to War".
Did you just slip a Three Amigos reference in on me? This is why you're the light in my dark midnight sky.
Chiusano