Posted by Duke_of_Fluke at 194.129.43.14 on February 14, 2000 at 01:04:37:
In Reply to: Re: I can't believe you turned into the log lady! posted by Kandace on February 13, 2000 at 23:59:09:
Sly Stallone on the run, trapped in the mountains by terrorists who are tracking his every move. What does he do to escape? Quick as a flash, he decides that the hunted must become the hunter, so he plans to trap his foe through skill and cunning.
The villain, however, is frustrated. Stallone has vanished. He checks his tracking unit. Stallone seems to be hiding up ahead. But wait, what's this? His signal moves, impossibly fast, and then moves again. This isn't right, what's going on? Just then, the signal stops, stays still, just up ahead. "Gotcha" thinks the baddie, and just as he prepares to shoot the top of Sly's malformed skull off, a small rodent pops its head up.
Cue the big lummox 3 rows in front of me: "It's a bunny rabbit!"
Cue the rest of the audience, who are happily pissing themselves laughing.
Cue the big lummox to attempt to shrink out of view, his ears glowing with embarrasment.
Yes indeedy, I AM one of the few people ever to have enjoyed watching "Cliffhanger".