Posted by ParodyAnything at nas-7-6.dc.navinet.net on February 22, 2000 at 16:20:17:
Don't get rid of Jay and Silent Bob. Here are reasons why you shouldn't...
1)they are the funniest characters ever made. Better than Homer Simpson
2) In Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Scream 3, they were the best part about the movie
3) Giving up them means giving up your total franchise. You've got "Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash", your comics and your trademark characters
4) Jay is much funnier than Jeff Spicoli form "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
5)I love "Mallrats" but if making a sequel gets rid of them than don't make it
--Zack Rathner