Posted by Beav at pool1030.cvx21-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on February 24, 2000 at 02:05:40:
In Reply to: think again! posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 24, 2000 at 02:04:00:
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: : : Their slogans are designed to suck you into their upcoming celebration of the vernal equinox. The days of winter are at an end, beware the wee faerie sprites, agents of the Wiccans, whose sole purpose is to lead gullible, tender young females into their rites of unequaled debauchery and sin.
: : : So Sayeth PowerPope Athanasius XXVII
: : Silly one...my master schemes are far more devastating than you can imagine...
: : It begins with little beaded bracelets saying "W.W.S.B.D.", and by Beltane all the naive young boys and girls will have been Pan-piped away from their computers and out to the forested hills, where I shall lead them in a grand round of chanting, drumming and incanting to Silent Bob! The peace pipe shall be passed, the brew drank, and the visions begin. Then, the hedonistic orgy, the arrival of the spirits, and a reshaping of the universal consciousness.
: : And you'll all be there...bwhaHAHAHA!
: No, they will be too busy practicing their WAP skills on me. In fact, the name has changed to WBP, where the B stands for... Beav! Of course I only have the purest altruism in mind, how else to keep the nubile females distracted enough to avoid your wicked ways?
: Make way for the next generation of spiritual super-hero: PowerPope Athanasius XXVII !!!!!
: : -- Isis