Posted by Isis at d2037.dialup.cornell.edu on February 24, 2000 at 11:04:44:
In Reply to: your plan has one fatal flaw... posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 24, 2000 at 04:08:08:
: : possessed by the clever phrases I have enchanted them with, pillaging and tearing up the streets of all the major urban centers.
: : : The men-folk are on their own. I fear for our safety.
: : : The only hope left for society will be me and the legions of WAP/WBP women surrounding me, which I will protect sea lion-like from your marauding Wicca-men.
: : Ha! For we shall conjure the greatest ah, object of WAP worship in existence...belonging to our very own guru Silent Bob...
: : And the B shall stand not for Beav, but for Bob. And all the women of the world will be struck as though the Pied Piper instantaneously injected their spine with his forty greatest hits. And they shall rush forward to bestow the grand beast with their blessings. And the universe shall renew itself from the fertile power of the Bob.
: ...you haven't factored in Jen Smith. She will stop your evil scheme before it starts. Access to Silent Bob starts with her. You've just lost your Pied Piper.
Darn...hadn't thought of that little dilemma...
However, Jen Smith is my High Priestess, my Goddess, and the Queen of Class & Style, so maybe she'll endorse the revelries.
-- I
Worshipping Her Inner Bob