Posted by MickCollins. at wkstn4-85.lxr.georgetown.edu on February 24, 2000 at 11:45:04:
In Reply to: Harley Quinn in Double Jeopardy 2. posted by Chiusano on February 24, 2000 at 10:35:33:
They are gonna have to worry about 40 Year old potheads and also guys like Evil Bobby from Florida trying to score with Harley so they can brag to their other unwed comicbook buddies on how they scored with the daughter of the guy that did Green Arrow and brough back Ollie!. That girl is gonna be tougher than a bouncer in Temple Bar on a bad day, you mark me words. And you can't legally carry a switchblade. You can,however,legally carry knives 4 inches or under. For women, I recomend the Raptor Claw designs. They have more cutting surface and are easily concealable in the hand or a purse. And before you think I'm nuts for knowing weapon stuff, I learned Kali,a Philipino Martial Art, and you learn knife and stick fighting. Its the stuff Seagal did at the end of Under-Siege with Tommy Lee Jones,but its not as flashy as he Hollywood-did up. So I had to look around the knife market a tad. If I ever have a daughter, I'm teaching my knife stuff from Kung Fu and Kali. I've seen good knife guys like Danny Inosanto carve 25 pounds of meat off a side of beef in 10 seconds. Kali's empty-handed stuff is crap but the stick/knife stuff is great. Not as good as the Wing Chun Bart Jam Do form, but good for women. Bart Jam Do is more final. Back to the subject, I think Harley has a step-up because she has good Parents. That means alot. Jen is feisty and Kevin, though he seems laidback, can fire like he's a pyro. The first Red Bank punk who tries to cop a feel with her is gonna end up on his ass, I suspect. And thats huge. Always smack the bullies when they start, it shows the other bullies that you are not the hombre to fuck with.
: Though I strongly agree with you on the rape issue, Kev, don't you think that lesson is kind of Bronson-esque? Shouldn't you explain the different degrees of sexual conduct to her instead of telling her "one false move and take the fucker out"? I can't help but think of the poor, misguided bastard 18 years down the road who thinks he's received some kind of signal giving the go-ahead to go for second base and winds up with a switchblade sticking out of his Adam's Apple.
: Chiusano